belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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