This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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