i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So apparently I’m into choking now
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