I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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