I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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