you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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