BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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