It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
3 2 1 whiskey
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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