She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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