that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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