you traded sex for a burrito?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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