are you still at the devil's house?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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