So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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