We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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