By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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