This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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