That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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