is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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