Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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