hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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