have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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