this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Your cock deserves a montage
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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