I'll bet she douches with gravy.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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