so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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