these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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