Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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