Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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