living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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