i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
this just has baby written all over it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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