you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You're breaking my sexual little heart
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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