are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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