Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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