i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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