Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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