Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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