The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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