O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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