turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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