What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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