so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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