dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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