Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
he fucked my hip out of place.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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