GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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