she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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