so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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