Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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