A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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