Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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