Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so let's talk penis.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
false alarm, still single
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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