i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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