I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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