I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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